When artist David Černý was commissioned to produce a work marking the Czech EU presidency, the result was embarassing!
Here’s a brief guide to Entropa, David Černý’s controversial artwork commissioned to mark the occasion of the Czech presidency of the European Union in 2009.
Occasionally I have lunch with colleagues in the Justus Lipsius Building on Rue de Loi-Wetstraat and Entropa covers the entire far wall of atrium. It never fails to attract attention.
Key to the countries
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- United Kingdom
- Conspicuous by its absence is the most sceptical of sceptic member states
- A hunter dreams of big game on a wooden floor
- The Netherlands
- Only minarets poke out from a land that has been reclaimed by the sea
- This nation has declared a general “Strike!”
- Split in two with a saw
- Motorways completely fill the landscape, criss-crossing in a possibly controversial pattern
- The half-empty box of chocolates
- Trading off the fame of Dracula with a gaudy theme park
- A pancake-flat landscape mistakenly filled with mountains
- Pleasuring themselves with their footballs, these players take their love of the game rather too literally
- So small, you need a magnifying glass to see it
- A sausage all wrapped and bound up with string the colours of the Hungarian flag
- Agricultural atomium of simple fruit and vegetables
- Fires sweeping across a troubled landscape
- Priests raising their rainbow flag in a potato field
- A little gold nugget that’s always for sale
- Flat packed furniture
- A carved plaque to remind visitors that other visitors have visited here
- A collection of ‘Turkish’ squat toilets, here covered by a black sheet due to national sensitivities
- Power tools whose design shows a distinct Communist influence
- Raw, red meat in colony-shaped pieces
- All steel and concrete, this whole place is a building site
- Putti urinating happily over the borderline
- A shape built out of Lego bricks, possibly resembling a certain cartoon
- A swampy bog of bagpipes
- Cooling towers for the nuclear-phobic
- Czech Republic
- An electronic board of controversial quotes from the host nation’s eurosceptic President
Reactions to Entropa
Here in Brussels, people seemed to be more bothered by Černý’s hoodwinking of the Czech authorities than by the import of the work itself.
There was talk of removing the whole piece because the artist had failed to satisfy the terms of the commission, which required “international collaboration”. Černý actually produced the work himself together with two colleagues.
“We wanted to find out if Europe is able to laugh at itself” the artist told the BBC when the work was first displayed.
Entropa certainly takes a humorous look at each member state, but it does so inconsistently. Britain’s non-appearance will make many Britons proud! Meanwhile Belgium gets off pretty lightly with its half-eaten, half-empty box of chocolates, whereas the allusion to Bulgaria is somewhat more frank in its display of squat toilets.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t
What was far more interesting than Entropa itself was the position in which it put the Presidency and its spokesman, the occasionally gaffe-prone Karel Schwarzenberg.
If the work stayed in place, it would continue both to aggrieve those member states who were upset by their portrayal and to embarass the Czech Presidency.
If the work was removed, it would come off like sour grapes and no-one would take the ‘breach of contract’ reason seriously in the face of more vocal complaints flowing from Bulgaria (those toilets!) and Slovakia (a sausage wrapped in Hungarian-coloured string).
The great European compromise
The eventual compromise reached was predictably European. The effigy of Bulgaria was covered by a black sheet, as can be seen in the image above.
As it turns out, then, the enduring question will not be whether Entropa should stay, but rather whether or not it is good art.