Pie in the eye, not in the sky

Holding the world record for time spent with no government, Belgium is riven by political in-fighting, linguistic wrangling and institutional corruption. A lot of people are fed up. Hence the new spate of entartage, or pieing incidents. Popular in the 80s, the pie is making a comeback, with victims so far including Democrat and sex offender’s best friend Melchior Wathelet, anti-progress French nationalist Eric Zemmour, dodgy Archbishop Léonard and Jean-Michel Javaux of the Green party, who greenlighted a shopping centre in a beauty spot.
